Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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