I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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