You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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