If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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