just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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