I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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