Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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