I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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