So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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