You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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