hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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