Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I fill condoms, not promises.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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