the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
