He told me they were just razor bumps!
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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