Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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