What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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