I wish i was in the wii world.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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