oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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