i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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