dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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