cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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