A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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