Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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