We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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