Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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