i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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