The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i've created a new STD.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
