Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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