All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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