After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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