Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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