as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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