Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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