Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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