I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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