Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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