Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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