True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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