I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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