I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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