I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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