physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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So much rum. So many feels.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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