Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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