I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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