i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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