"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Did I show you my penis last night?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
