what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Oh Jesus.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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