dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Congratulations! We have a period
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