Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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