i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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