i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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