I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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