Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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