hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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