What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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