you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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